I'm guessing the inventor of washable markers had a 2 year old very similar to Jack.
Oh yeah, this is what I get for taking a shower. I thought I threw away all of the so called "washable" markers in the house after finding they aren't in fact, "washable" out of everything. Don't let the word "washable" fool you, red "washable" markers do not come out of carpet. Now back to Jack, yes I have to shower, so I turn on the tv, give him a snack, and we are usually good for 20 minutes, just long enough for my shower. Well today, Jack found a bag of markers that Ella snagged from Gramma's. He did have fun coloring on himself. I managed to get it out of the carpet and one of my pillows though!